Caroline Wozniacki Loves Liverpool

There was an interesting view in the court during the quarter-final of WTA Qatar Ladies Open in Doha, 24 February 2011. Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki was doing warm-up to preparing her match against Flavia Pennetta from Italy. What made it unusual sight was Wozniacki wore Liverpool football jersey above her tennis uniform!

Just couple of days before, Caroline Wozniacki tweeted that she got the jersey, which was personally signed by Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrad, from her friend. As an avid Liverpool fan, she immediately posted her pics with the jersey on Twitter and then wear it on tennis court later.

Just a while ago the current world's no.1 woman tennis player received Fernando Torres' jersey and said that he was her favorite footballer. But after Torres decided to move to Chelsea in January transfer window, she probably has broken hearted too and chose Steven Gerrad as her new idol.

In response to this, major betting site Ladbrokes gives 10/1 that Carloine Wozniacki dates a Liverpool player by the end of this year. Who will be the lucky guy? Obviously not Gerrad, because he's married and known as a family man.

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I Want To Go To There (My Blog, Obviously)

I should start out by saying that I’ve been watching 30 Rock for three hours and it’s 6 a.m. I’m pretty much nocturnal (aka delusional), which aides my odd eating habits (entire box of See’s Candy suckers anyone? The vanilla flavored ones have the weirdest texture…), nostalgic Facebook stalking of ex-loves, and generally thinking it is a good idea to create a blog.

I have come to the conclusion that although Liz Lemon on 30 Rock is generally a character who makes people feel better about their own lives, Lemon and I share a little too much in common for me to delude myself into thinking that is the case with me. Observe:

Liz Lemon, getting out of jury duty

and...

Me, getting out of ever having a relationship with a normal human male

Mainly, this is because my life revolves around snack food, accidentally falling in love with gay men (but they have such nice hair…) and being hopelessly single. Naturally, instead of jumping straight for the plastic bottle of Malibu to drown my sorrows (classy-ass stuff, Malibu), I consume inordinate amounts of expensive lingerie (somehow the nicer it gets, the less guys are interested in it), vintage shoes, and jumbo-cartons of goldfish. Consume has two meanings here. Just thought I should point that out.

In other news, did I mention that I got a cat since I can’t get a boyfriend? Yeah. That happened. Plus, the only reason he loves me is because I feed him. Which, if I had a boyfriend, might be a similar situation...

I would also like to point out that my browser history for the last few hours is as follows:

http://www.manrepeller.com/

http://gofugyourself.com/

http://foodporndaily.com/

Now, my life could easily spiral downwards into complete and utter self-pity, but instead, I've decided it's internet worthy. Which is pretty much the same thing anyways. This blog will be littered (and yes, I am implying it will be absolute garbage) with my stories, awkward unphotogenic facebook photos, and general failures of modern life.

My most immediate goals are to stay awake until at least 6 pm so that I can watch the Oscars in bed eating ramen. Also, judging by how much my jaw hurts to close, those last See's candies were not a great idea; mental note to not order another box via Amazon.com (even if they do come in two days, with free shipping).

On a long-term scale, I am hoping my foray into humor on my resume will at least get me a job outside of my home-town this summer so I won't have to endure my relatives' general confusion as to why I am a complete loser. Also, I'm hoping Netflix puts season 5 of 30 Rock on Instant Play, because I'm almost done with season 4...

And because everyone knows that text in blogs is just a way to separate pictures:

I really want a sandwich now

David Beckham Reveals His New Chest Tattoo

Couple of months ago David Beckham released a picture of himself got tattooed by Hollywood tattoo artist, Mark Mahoney. He wrote on his Facebook that the chest tattoo needs 12 hours to finish. After completion, David Beckham never shows it to the public, and the drawing remains a mystery.

Only couple of days ago that David Beckham revealed his new chest tattoo, again via his Facebook page. This time the drawing looks like something that you expect to see in the roof of a church or chapel. But as usual, Beckham's tattoo is connected to his family. It depicts Jesus being carried by three angels.


"It is Jesus being carried by three cherubs and obviously the cherubs are my boys and so my thought of it is that at some point my boys are going to need to look after me and that's what they're doing in the picture. It means a lot."

David revealed he never plans to get a new tattoo done, but often wakes up inspired with an idea. "I had it done before I left Los Angeles. I don't plan on having a tattoo, just sometimes I wake up and I have an idea of an image I'd like on me," he said.

"It's just something that I've found kind of expresses how I feel or thoughts I have or memories. There's not one tattoo I've got on me that doesn't mean something," he added.


David Beckham has at least 17 tattoos in his body, and most of them connected to his family. Now that his wife, Victoria Beckham, is pregnant with their fourth child, will he add one more angel on his chest soon?

Vidya Balan getting engaged to Siddharth

Finally, Vidya Balan has got the man of her dream. She is in love with the head honcho of UTV motion pictures, Siddharth Roy Kapur. Both of them are together for sometime and it is believed that Vidya Balan and Siddharth Roy will soon engage rings.


A top industry source informs, "Vid and Sid are close. And in the past weeks they have been spotted spending quality time with each other on two occasions. The first time was when they reportedly stayed back after an awards night in Singapore and more recently when they were photographed in casual attire at a beach destination in India.''


Both are neighbors and they are spotted together at numerous places. Siddharth is not open about his relationship with Vidya as he is waiting for settlement with his first wife.


However, Vidya's secretary has rubbished all this news. He said, "Vidya has to first know Siddharth well enough to marry him. One doesn't necessarily marry people one is friendly to or has dinners with."

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Ranbir’s family approves Katrina-Ranbir’s marriage

Ranbir Kapoor has finally decided to settle down with Katrina Kaif. She is the choice of Ranbir’s parents. It is said that Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh has accepted Kat as their bahu and both are happy with Ranbir’s choice.   


Recently, Ranbir took Katrina to meet his grandmother Krishna Raj Kapoor and she too loved her.


Katrina might denies about her affair with Ranbir but every other day, the news of their growing relationship has firm the report that Kat and Ranbir are couple and very much in love.

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